Dear Google Plus Team, Regarding My Custom URL...

Dear Google Plus team,

While this really is not the end of the world, or even a minor inconvenience, I'd like to say fuck you for not approving the custom URL I wanted to use (+ce54r), the one I use in every single social network I've joined in the past  decade, the one that I've used and still currently use several Google services, like YouTube, Orkut, Blogger and Google Wave. The one that makes the most sense.

Social Media Experts Have No Soul

When Twitter was the king of social sites you would hear complaints like "it has little content" and "most posts were useless". You would even hear that on the news with numbers and statistics. Who were complaining? The experts. The "social media experts". Fortunately for them, things have changed. Welcome to the social media expert hell! Where it's not about you, but about... the fastest and more effective way to build an audience to market a product to?