I'm The Hashtag Police.

It's very likely I'm the only person in the world who gives a damn  about hashtags, or rather, their proper use, but wasting time thinking about useless stuff is not a new concept to me, as the two of you may have noticed. For a while now, I've been "correcting" people whenever they use hashtags wrong. The typical response I get is "I don't care and I use hashtags however I want", which is a fair point. I still think people should know how to use hashtags properly so I'm going to waste several minutes writing this article which no one will ever read or care about.